11 Tweets That Show Parents Can Be Really Funny
No doubt kids can be the cutest thing on the planet but for parents it's a struggle which they often express in funny ways. So this time we have collected the funniest tweets from moms and dads which show that despite having a daunting routines some moms and dads know how to be funny.
My daughter gets so pumped watching Disney films. She loves that they all have singing, dancing and a part when the parents die.— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 4, 2017
I'm writing a pre-parenting book called, "You Think You Know What It's Going To Be Like But You Have No Freaking Idea."— Real American Dadass (@R_A_Dadass) June 2, 2017
My kids said they wanted to try something new this summer so I showed them how to vacuum & do laundry.— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) June 7, 2017
"YOU KNOW I HATE WHITE CHEESE!!!!" screams my son, who for the last year of his life would literally only eat white cheese.— Unfiltered Mama (@UnfilteredMama) June 6, 2017
I forgot the diaper bag so I’m at the doctor’s office with diapers hanging out of my pockets and I think the moms in the lobby are impressed— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) June 7, 2017
Telling my toddler not to chase the cat around with her nunchucks is easily the coolest thing I've ever said as a dad or a human.— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) June 6, 2017
Parent: Are you hungry?— Andy Herald (@AndyHerald) June 7, 2017
Kid: No.
[5 seconds later]
Parent: Want a snack?
Kid: YES!
When your son pours himself a cup of milk from the gallon jug, and your life flashes before your eyes.— Molly England (@bluebonetbabies) June 3, 2017
Parenthood is...— Momma of Midgard (@MidgardMomma) June 7, 2017
Spending 5 minutes just sitting in the car while your kids argue over who is going to walk back and close the front door.
My 3-year-old just announced she was gonna be a rainbow and then disappeared with 15 bottles of nail polish.— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) June 6, 2017
This isn't going to end well.
Signing your kid up for weekend soccer is a great way to spend a beautiful Saturday resenting others enjoying a beautiful Saturday at home.— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) June 3, 2017
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